Finaleee

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Weh-heh-helll

March of 2006? Really?

Well here it is. The remergence. December 30 of 2008. I won't try to catch ya'll up (all 3 of you who have ever seen a post), we'll just start anew.

But what jewel to break out with? What therapy necessary?

Did ya'll hear about the couple on the Oregon shore?? He gets down on one knee and she gets swept in to the ocean. Say whut? A rogue wave, my ass. She was Neptune's chick - one of 'em. You can fuck her, but he ain't down with that marriage shit. Poor guy. If he tries a next time, it'll be in a closet, or a bunker.

I'm feeling excited about the waves coming. It's going to happen fast, guys, so be ready. More on that later. It is 2:45am. I'll blame it on jet lag, since wee hours are usually prime time for jewel diggin.