Finaleee

Saturday, January 31, 2009

You don't miss the forest 'til the trees are gone

by July we’ll have once-a-week shower mandates
neighborhood water watch
environmentalism McCarthy-style

what we need is a toilet overhaul. 500 million-jillion new toilets. With the $4 seats - they hold up better than the $10,000 variety. (assholes)

5 gallons each time someone flushes a toilet in the mall, or the office building, or the coffee shop. 5 gallons gone each time. Or an airport bathroom, or a bus station, or plaza on the turnpike. It’s more than each person in each city and town, you have to add on the people that come from other cities and towns to visit. we’re flushing our showers. and we’re gonna smell like shit come summer.

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